This week, we have quite possibly the greatest show ever. Not only do you get Nik and I for this episode, but we have a friend of ours, John Doege, as a special guest this week. "Who the hell is John Doege?", you ask yourself. Well I can assure you, he's a pretty cool guy. This episode's theme was "Heist Movies", so we were each selected to review a film that had to due with a high profile robbery of some sort .
Before we get into reviews, each of us go into our "Obsession of the Week".
At 3:38, John gets into his obsession, his shiny new 3DS!
"The 3D...was....worth it..."
At 8:32, Nik gets into his obsession, which is an anime by the name of "Welcome to the N.H.K."
Its like the Japanese version of "Pee Wee's Playhouse".
And finally, at 14:27, I get into my obessions, which have basically been my new DS lite and Steam account.
Now we get into reviews. At 18:52, Nik starts his review for "Heat".
McCauly: You talkin to me?
Dude on Phone: Who the fuck else am I talkin to asshole?!
At 41:29, John reviews "Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels".
Bacon: Shut up, you did not?!
Tom: No really, I just phoned him and called him asshole.
Group: WAH HAH HAH!!!
And for our final review, at 57:10, I get into "Dog Day Afternoon".
Man on Phone: *sniff* I try and I try, but no matter what, everyone is so mean to me!
Sonny: Dude, its alright, I'm sure they didn't mean to call you an asshole.
And that caps it off for our reviews. Next time, our theme is Father's Day films! Hilarious how late we are to get to things. Stay after the ending theme and you can hear my brother Mikey and I go through the things that have come out since last we recorded. You can contact us at jumperpenguin@gmail.com where you can send us your feedback, movie suggestions, or even tell us how you are doing. Until next time, see ya space cowboy...
This week, Nik and I both reviewed a romance movie in honor of Valentine's Day. Aww, can't you still feel the warmth of high priced chocolates and consumerism in the air *ape taps my shoulder* Huh? Whaddaya mean Valentines Day was 5 months ago? WHAT?! And now you're tellin me that Apes have enslaved the human race since then?!
Damn you Tim Burton! Damn you and your lackluster remake to hell!
Yes that's right unless you are extremely bad with dates you may have noticed that this episode is late. Although we did record it a few days after Valentine's Day, we actually didn't upload it until now. Why you ask did it take us so long? Well college sucks and let's leave it at that. But now that summer is here we will be picking the podcast back up, and we will try not be late with any more posts.
At 3:10, I go into my Obsession of the week which is my trusty ol' Playstation 1. Hey when Playstation Network is down, a guy's gotta have something to play. Amiright?
At 8:12, Nik talks about Blockhead, the band that he's been obsessed with for the week. Below is a link to "The Music Scene", a music video of theirs that must be seen by all.
As for getting to the point of the podcast existing, at 16:35, I review Lolita
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Enough said.
At 34:17 Nik reviews The Wedding Singer.
Remember kids, a clenched fist is a symbol of both "REBELLION" and "LOVE-MAKING".
And to finish off this horribly delayed episode, at 58:21 we read off our Listener Suggestions.
Next time the theme is Heist Movies in honor of an actual $92.5 million dollar heist that took place in Britain on February 22 2006. Nik will be reviewing Heat, I will be reviewing Dog Day Afternoon, and a special guest, Jon Doege, reviewing Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Until then, see you next time...
"The female you are acquainted with posseses a posterior
of higher than average quality that surpasses what one would percieve to be as normal."
