JPM Ep. 5- Lolita and Humbert need a WEDDING SINGER!!!

This week, Nik and I both reviewed a romance movie in honor of Valentine's Day. Aww, can't you still feel the warmth of high priced chocolates and consumerism in the air *ape taps my shoulder* Huh? Whaddaya mean Valentines Day was 5 months ago? WHAT?! And now you're tellin me that Apes have enslaved the human race since then?!

Damn you Tim Burton! Damn you and your lackluster remake to hell!

Yes that's right unless you are extremely bad with dates you may have noticed that this episode is late. Although we did record it a few days after Valentine's Day, we actually didn't upload it until now. Why you ask did it take us so long? Well college sucks and let's leave it at that. But now that summer is here we will be picking the podcast back up, and we will try not be late with any more posts.

http://www.divshare.com/download/19243718-73e

At 3:10, I go into my Obsession of the week which is my trusty ol' Playstation 1. Hey when Playstation Network is down, a guy's gotta have something to play. Amiright?

At 8:12, Nik talks about Blockhead, the band that he's been obsessed with for the week. Below is a link to "The Music Scene", a music video of theirs that must be seen by all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhheiPTdZCw

As for getting to the point of the podcast existing, at 16:35, I review Lolita

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Enough said.

At 34:17 Nik reviews The Wedding Singer.

Remember kids, a clenched fist is a symbol of both "REBELLION" and "LOVE-MAKING".

And to finish off this horribly delayed episode, at 58:21 we read off our Listener Suggestions.

Next time the theme is Heist Movies in honor of an actual $92.5 million dollar heist that took place in Britain on February 22 2006. Nik will be reviewing Heat, I will be reviewing Dog Day Afternoon, and a special guest, Jon Doege, reviewing Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels. Until then, see you next time...

"The female you are acquainted with posseses a posterior
 of higher than average quality that surpasses what one would percieve to be as normal."

JPM Ep. 4 - My Pet Zombie

Forth episode, awesome. Yes, this is the zombie episode. You can download this episode at the link provided below...


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We dedicate this episode to Mr. George A. Romero who has turned 71. So in honor of his greatness and all he has done for the Zombie genre we did a zombie themed episode, but *GASP* we didn't choose any of his movies to review! What a shocker, am I right?

NO! Not that kind!

We have a new segment at the beginning of this episode called "Obsession of the Week", in which Nik and I get into what ever has been grabbing our attention throughout the week. Nik's obsession is Pomplamoose, an Indie music duo on Youtube and so much more. A link to their Youtube page is provided below...

http://www.youtube.com/user/PomplamooseMusic

My obsession is my new VCR...nuff said.

For this episode, Nik was selected to review Fido...

Our characters watch in horror as a non-white family moves in down the street.
Even the fuckin zombie is appalled!

Nik's review for Fido starts at 14:48

After Nik's review, I get into the movie that was selected for me; Pet Cemetery...

 I said I wanted FANCY FEAST! Not this MEOW MIX SHIT!!!

The review for Pet Cemetery starts at 46:08

After my review, we get into this week's Listener Suggestions.

Listener Suggestions start at 1:04:53

Thank you guys for your suggestions, they were all great. The next episode's theme is Romance movies because we recorded the episode in the week of Valentine's Day (Also we are secretly saps for womance!).

Oh Valentine's Day, the time when poor saps like this guy in middle spend all their allowance money on their one true love.

If you want to contact us, you can email us at jumperpenguin@gmail.com or you can look for us on Facebook. Just type in Anthony Cortez or Nikolas Brasselero (Maybe Nik would be easier to find, because his name is more unique and he has more friends...sad day for me...) Anyways, until next time, DON'T BE SILLY, WRAP YO WILLY!!!