JPM Ep. 8 - Battle Girls!

So yeah, its been awhile. It's been so long, that we are posting this "Back to School" themed episode (which we recorded in September 2011) just in time for everyone who is going back to school in August 2012. Funny how that works out.

Oh well, everyone I knew back in high school is already graduated, much like these chipper-young-upstarts...

FUCK YEAH! We all got our G.E.D. : THE GOOD ENOUGH DEGREE!

You can find the download link to this episode provided below...

http://www.divshare.com/download/19243028-27c

Before we get into our reviews, Nik and I discuss our obsessions of the week...

At 2:02, Nik talks about Pogo, the musical Aussie who mashes up your favorite Disney sound effects and turns them into songs. Below is a link to "Wishery".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1bG6BIYlo

At 3:40, I talk about FAST KARATE FOR THE GENTLEMEN. A podcast for your fist. A link to their website is provided below (Check em' out).

http://www.daveandjoel.com/?page_id=3868

For the first review, skip to 5:02 and listen to Nik's review of Tina Fey Mean Girls...

This review contains: "TINA FEY", with special guest appearance by "MEAN GIRLS"!

And at 26:55, I get into my review of Battle Royal...

Shuya Nanahara: the same middle school student, split between two different mediums? You be the judge.

After our reviews, at 50:30, we read off "Listener Suggestions".

And so concludes another chapter of the Jumper Penguin Podcast. Next episode, our theme is "War Time". Pick your favorite war themed films and send them to us at jumperpenguin@gmail.com .

War: What is it good for? How about to preserve our freedom to eat stuff like this!

Send us your emails at jumperpenguin@gmail.com where you can give us your movie suggestions, feedback, questions, or just to tell us how you are doing. Seriously, we want to hear from our listeners... that is if any exist.

Also, I did what the cool kids are doing and joined Tumblr. You can see my uncolored sketches at:

http://jumperpenguin.tumblr.com/

JPM Ep. 7 - Will Steve Zissou find Happiness?

Its time for another episode of Jumper Penguin. This week Nik and I bring you another show that undeniably tops all of our previous shows with SUPREME MASCULINITY! Thats because this week's theme was "Father's Day" films. Yeah, yeah, Father's Day was months ago, our bad again. You can find the download link to this episode provided below. . .



http://www.divshare.com/download/15694466-777

Before we get into our reviews, Nik and I discuss our "Obsessions of the Week".

At 5:27, I get into my obsession; the furfag favorite: Sonic Adventure 2: Battle.

Sonic Fanart:
Where originality collides with creativity.

At 11:00, Nik shamefully admits to being a slave to Apple. His obsession . . . is his new iPhone.

Jobs: I bring unto you mere mortals the pinacle
of what man has sought to achieve since the creation of the wheel . . .

Jobs: THE iPHONE!!! Any who disagree shall speak their mind, or forev-
Guy in Audience: Does it support anything other than AT&T?

Jobs: SEIZE HIM!!!

Alright, enough of these tangential thoughts! Onto the reviews. . .

At 16:34, I review "The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou" . . .

Steve Zissou:
Men want to be him...
Woman want him to put his shirt back on...

 

And at 46:44, Nik gets into his review for the family-fun-fest known as "Happiness" . . .

"Chris Hansen can kiss my ass . . . "

After our reviews, we get into listener suggestions at 1:12:09 . . .

And thats it! This closes off another episode for JPM. Next time, our theme is "Back to School " movies. Pick your favorite film that takes place at a school or during a time of being enrolled.

If it weren't for this trick, Nik and I would have never made it through High School alive.

Send us your emails at jumperpenguin@gmail.com where you can give us your movie suggestions, feedback, or just tell us how you are doing. Also, if you want to see "Sean Connery on Jeopardy" in video format, go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1SvsOWQlAA. Funny stuff, but I digress. It is 5:50 in the morning, so I'm gonna study the back of my eyelids. Night night....zzz....